is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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