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So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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