Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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