i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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