you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
how does that bad decision feel?
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