Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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