haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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