Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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