I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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