just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
