I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm passing your future prison.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
