Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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