You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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