I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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