I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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