omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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