i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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