I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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