Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There r osticjed everywhere
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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