he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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