i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
