My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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