honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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