What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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