Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
