so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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