The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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