**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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