Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
thus making me awesome and them whores
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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