Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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