You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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