Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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