office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we're making bets on your personal life
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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