sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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