We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
honey bunches of taint.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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