I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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