this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
