I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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