I hate all girls vehemently.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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