Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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