can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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