check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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