it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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