O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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