Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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