im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You are a genius and a whore.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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