I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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