I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
