why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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