How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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